IYH Wrestling

Jack: You've seen a real midget?
OIB: Yes!
Jack: Were they biting someone's ass?
OIB: No!
Jack: Did their owner have them on a leash or what?
OIB: They weren't owned by anyone, Jack. They were walking around, a free person, just like you and me Jack!
Jack: What?! NAAAH!

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Taso's Top 8 Wrestling Watch List

1. 1946~1972-Rikidozan & JWA
2. 82-83 WRESTLING OLYMPIC AUDITORIUM
3. Hustle XMas '07
4. Stampede Wrestling '61
5. TWA Autumn Armageddon '91
6. IWCCW DvD3
7. Ric Flair in Portland
8. TWA Summer Sizzler 1990

Awesome

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"The Bound for Glory series is worse than the stuff I shit out."
-Incher

Jack: Have you ever been handcuffed?

Destiny: What do you mean, handcuffed?

Jack: ...put in handcuffs.

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"I like terrorism" - Jack

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"I ain't askin' Arn Anderson for a handjob!!"- Incher

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I must see the debate this week was hands down the most well informed and articulate debate I have ever heard. Here were some of the highlights for me.

"...........that's my rebuttal you son of a bitch." - Incher

"Take control of the cockpit!........Nose dive, Hulk Hogan." - Incher

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Jack: "Homeless people... fuck you, assholes..."

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"I'm kinda like the cop from the Village People." - Incher

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Miss D: I have made a list of the Top 9 current WWE Divas theme songs
OIB: This is our punsihment Jack

Miss D: I'm bouncing between Aladdin and Nanny.
Jack: What? Who?
Miss D: I'm watching TV, and I'm bouncing between Nanny and Aladdin. And I'm also charging my iPhone. And I accidentally copied all my musinc and videos, music videos to my phone and I only have x amount of space so I...
Jack: Thanks for calling in, you're a good girl

Hank McGee: I said no his brother is the one with all the talent. Vince said "what do you mean? Leaping Lanny can suck his own cock."

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LOL. that one takes the fuckin cake.

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FUNGAH!

From the IYH Apologizes show, when Jack was talking about hiding a fleshlight so your mom doesn't try and use it as a flashlight,

Jack - "This is a rubber vagina, I can't use this."

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Wrestling fan from 1986-2002, 2013-????
I've always wanted to like wrestling. Sometimes it's just hard.

There was a lot of great quotes from this last weeks show. Narrowing it down to one was hard, but here's my favorite.

I look at my shiny .44, and I say Goddamn, I'm the Power Goat. I'm the guy who baa's on a podcast. - OIB

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Wrestling fan from 1986-2002, 2013-????
I've always wanted to like wrestling. Sometimes it's just hard.

"Disco Fever, Disco Fever, Disco Fever, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!'

President Clinton.

Election Night 2013: I couldn't decide between two,

"There's nothing like doing a 911 call on a rotary phone." - OIB
"You know, if feces was a currancy, I'd be a millionaire." - OIB

Both of these had me rolling on the floor at work. People there think I'm crazy. Thanks, OIB!

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Wrestling fan from 1986-2002, 2013-????
I've always wanted to like wrestling. Sometimes it's just hard.

From the April 17th Show,

"Alright, enough of this pornography. Let's talk about rasslin'!" - Jack
"You just want to put your plumbing in my gloryhole." - Miss D

I also loved how Jack and OIB turned the show over to Miss D & Swax and just laughed for a good 25 minutes while listening to the two of them. That's not exactly a quote though.

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Wrestling fan from 1986-2002, 2013-????
I've always wanted to like wrestling. Sometimes it's just hard.

Shane Helms on Green Lantern: You aren't just straight on Monday and then gay on a Tuesday


Jack: Actually Tuesday is my gay day

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Glad people caught this. I was proud of the line but Helms kinda steamrolled over it, not purposely.

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Jack: "Lexar, you're a good man....well, not really. But we'll talk to you soon."

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I'm always a little behind on the show.
From the 4/24 Hurricane & Molly Show, which was a very professional sounding interview guys. I mean that even with the lines I'm about to quote.

"Motherfucker wouldn't let me talk about Ric Flair." - OIB
"Wooooooo, Ric Flair." - Jack
"I'll know that I made it when I can eventually whip my penis out in public. That's what I'm trying to build towards." -Jack

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Wrestling fan from 1986-2002, 2013-????
I've always wanted to like wrestling. Sometimes it's just hard.

Been meaning to post these but been working too much lately:

From the April 24th show:

"I'm not gonna go vegan; I'm not a fag." - Jack
"The vegan lifestyle is the total fag lifestyle." - Jack

From the May 1st show:

"William Morey is the Einstein of perversion." - Jack

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Donny: "It's Dirk fucking Benedict!"... Dirk: "I seldom use my middle name."

"The only thing he didn't do was drink beer and win matches"
- Freaky Siki on Stone Cold being a Bad News Brown(I think) rip off. Vintage Siki right there.

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F**K YOU D.A!

(on TNA Christ ornaments)
Incher: I'd rather think of anything else during Christmas than TNA. I'm ready to kill myself as bad as it is. Like I used to be a young man, and this fucking holiday meant something, now I got TNA on my fucking tree, I'mma blow my goddamn brains out!

(seconds later)

Norin: I got a "TNA 50 Greatest Moments" DVD that I got out of the bin for 3 dollars....

Incher: Was it the same moment over and over again?

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