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 Post subject: Favourite Weekly Quotes
PostPosted: Sun Feb 13, 2011 6:42 pm 
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Jobes wrote:
Jack: Alright Taso, make it quick

Taso: Yo, that's Taso the Greek to you!

Jack: Alright, that was quick enough (hangs up)


is that what happened??


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 Post subject: Favourite Weekly Quotes
PostPosted: Sun Feb 13, 2011 6:44 pm 
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tasothegreek wrote:
Jobes wrote:
Jack: Alright Taso, make it quick

Taso: Yo, that's Taso the Greek to you!

Jack: Alright, that was quick enough (hangs up)


is that what happened??


Just say no, Taso.


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 Post subject: Favourite Weekly Quotes
PostPosted: Sun Feb 13, 2011 6:55 pm 
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Jack: reading from email from Braden Walker, "How unprofessional can you be?" writes Braden Walker

Incher: "Get ready for both barrels, fucker!"


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 Post subject: Favourite Weekly Quotes
PostPosted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 9:32 pm 
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Jack: Seems like you knew alot there on how bring Incher back to health. Any chance you'll come over here, and-- you know-- be my nurse for the weekend?

Miss Destiny: Your nurse?

Jack: Yeah.

Miss Destiny: Yeah, just get me a plane ticket to Cape Cod. I might take you up on your offer.

Jack: Alright, Boston cream pies over the weekend.

Miss Destiny: ...and it has to be light because I'm on a diet

Jack: Alright, alright.

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 Post subject: Favourite Weekly Quotes
PostPosted: Fri May 27, 2011 7:04 pm 
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Incher: I saw a dude out at Wal-Mart and he had like a TNA hat and a TNA shirt on and I was like "what an idiot."

Jack laughs

Incher: That's all that came to my mind. How can you be wearing that?

Jack: They are like the total opposite of ECW. It was cool to be an ECW fan............

Incher: If I saw a guy at wal-mart with an ECW shirt I would have felt like I was brothers with the man.

Jack: Yea, you would have felt an instant kinship. But you see a TNA shirt and you're like "man, that guy must be a fucking idiot. This guy must be a total jackass."

This was one of my favorite moments ever on the show.

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 Post subject: Favourite Weekly Quotes
PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 8:22 pm 
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Incher: She (Kharma) will be happy raising that little bundle of joy with that J.D. fellow.

Jack: Exactly, she'll be having a little monkey..... That sounded terrible. I meant that because she's KONG... Like KONG, King Kong....Oh my God.

Incher: You are in the shit now, bro! I ain't helping you any out of this one!

Jack: Oh, God.

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 Post subject: Favourite Weekly Quotes
PostPosted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 5:16 pm 
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Jack: You better redeem yourself. We're doing the show, we're having fun, we're trying to talk to these God damn callers and they're pissing me off. What the hell do you got to say?

I believe every call-in should be answered in this way.

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 Post subject: Favourite Weekly Quotes
PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 2:42 am 
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Jack: (on Punk bashing Cena) "They didn't do that Hogan. They didn't make fun of Austin, he's just this redneck who beats his wife."

I laughed for about five minuets when I heard this.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 2:50 am 
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Jack: "i like slavery, i think slavery is cool" laughed so loud to that, i think it was 2 weeks ago...

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 1:22 am 
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Jack: The guy has great potential in being a really fake Konnan
OneInchBiceps: (laughs) a fake Konnan (laughs) Speedy Gonzalez (laughs)’ aye aye aye’
Jack: Underleer Underleer
OneInchBiceps: (Laughs) have him in the back sleeping all the time (laughs)
Jack: Like a big sombrero, start playing kookararcha and jumps up and says Underleer Underlerr
OneInchBiceps:Iy would be some good stuff im going to get some Mexican food and comes back taco bell bag. (laughs)No No I want a coerto Im Mexican.
Jack: Mumas homemade like mammas recipe, I think it would work, besides that they should be fired basically. The Chicks are hot, Hernandez is I don’t know but the other guy Oh My God
OneInchBiceps: Anarchia
Jack: Even the name

OneInchBiceps: You had RVD versus Scott Steiner in the Bound For Glory series
Jack: I hate this Bound For Glory Series
OneInchBiceps: Yeah it’s pretty annoying, no one can keep track of it I don’t know why they have to do points in wrestling,.
Jack: How long is it, It never works
OneInchBiceps: They throw it at you and your like points, I have to keep track of points
JACK: I have to get a freaking to get abacus, I have to get a freaking chart and keep up with house shows, its nuts and stupid what is it 4 months long.
OneInchBiceps: Yeah
Jack: What kind of tournament last’s 4 months!!! I can’t follow this 16 weeks!! and there is four ppvs in between this tournament and what do they get if they win, a shot at the title, big freaking deal there a title match every week anyway
OneInchBiceps: Just be good and you will get a title shot eventually, how does that sound?
Jack: It’s just too long And some points people have points, some people have no points, people with a bunch of points its terrible I don’t like it all. Its stupid.

*Jack on one of his rants regarding the length of the BFG series, made me laugh every time I reheard it. Classic Stuff.

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Jack: Oh you got me there's a freakin' bomb in the package.

Jack: The guy (at the post office) stunk of booze. Oh man, it was like a party in there. That guy was like drenched in booze.
Incher: I kind doubt it's a party going on, Jack. I think it's just alcoholism.

Jack: So when you're in the shower.....
Incehr: Please, Jack.....the tub.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 2:31 am 
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"I'm talking about cum" - Jack 12/21/2011


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President Clinton wrote:
"I'm talking about cum" - Jack 12/21/2011

Very proud of this quote.


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Jack: "Hogan should have let Beniot look after his family for a weekend."

This might be my favorite thing ever said on the show.

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Who's Drew??

2/15/12


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"I love Mother Russia" - Incher from Leap Day 2012


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"Did I just say I love Satan on the show?" -Incher Leap Day 2012


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The way Incher said "they got pudding out there, Jack?" when talking about the buffets in Vegas made me laugh hysterically. There was just so much hope in his voice. It was almost like a chi.............you know what never mind.

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Incher to Jack: Don't you smoke a lot of pole Jack? :lol:


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"I think Assman is better than any Bob Dylan song out there." - Jack

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Jack: "Duane asks from the message board, "what do you think of the Canadian Ninjas?""

SDR: "Never heard of 'em."


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Jack: "But..ahhhhh...Well, I'm gonna take some pills here. But....uhh...What I was going to say here..."

Incher: "You want me to talk about something while you take pills."

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Incher: How many fist fights have you been in?

Jack: Countless

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Thanks guys for keeping this going. I was showing someone this thread the other night and it was fun to revisit. If you can, I wish more people would keep this updated. Thanks


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OIB: "I'm not worrying about you drinking the cheap Gatorade. I'm worrying about what's running down your leg"
Jack: "What the hell?"
*Dramatic pause*
OIB: "PISS!"

That was especially funny, since I had not seen Raw or the Lesnar promo and that came completely out of nowhere.


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