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[after Jack's impression of (deaf) Ted Dibiase Jr. ]

Incher: Man, I'd tell you stop saying that, but I don't think any deaf people listen to us.

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Jack: Alright Taso, make it quick

Taso: Yo, that's Taso the Greek to you!

Jack: Alright, that was quick enough (hangs up)

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Caller: I am the CZW representative for youtube well, formally youtube, and I wanted to speak to the CZW champion Jon Moxley.

Jon Moxley: Well......that's what you're doing...

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Jesse Neal: Its not how long your cock is, its how pretty it is.

Jesse: You know the funniest thing of everything, everyone's gonna make fun of him cause of that. But you know, he is still making money off of that. Shit, and how else (mumbles) he is still making money off that. And especially whenever you guys talk shit, it gives him more publicity and they want to get back
on the internet and they want to buy that DVD or whatever the fuck it was, I wouldn't spend the fucking money myself. But shit, at least he is making fucking money, you know what I mean?

Jack: Its funny, it doesn't actually exist. So no one can actually buy it.

Jesse: You know what, he should fucking make it, you know how much fucking money he could make off of it.

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Simply amazing. There is a copy of the DVD on the mantle of the youtube pic I made.

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is that what happened??

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Taso's Top 8 Wrestling Watch List

1. 1946~1972-Rikidozan & JWA
2. 82-83 WRESTLING OLYMPIC AUDITORIUM
3. Hustle XMas '07
4. Stampede Wrestling '61
5. TWA Autumn Armageddon '91
6. IWCCW DvD3
7. Ric Flair in Portland
8. TWA Summer Sizzler 1990

Just say no, Taso.

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Jack: reading from email from Braden Walker, "How unprofessional can you be?" writes Braden Walker

Incher: "Get ready for both barrels, fucker!"

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Taso's Top 8 Wrestling Watch List

1. 1946~1972-Rikidozan & JWA
2. 82-83 WRESTLING OLYMPIC AUDITORIUM
3. Hustle XMas '07
4. Stampede Wrestling '61
5. TWA Autumn Armageddon '91
6. IWCCW DvD3
7. Ric Flair in Portland
8. TWA Summer Sizzler 1990

Jack: Now this guy, this guy on the line, Incher. He used to be known as El TNA Fan. There used to be nothing he loved more than sitting down and watching some Total Nonstop Action. He used to salivate at the thought of watching the X-Division, he used to love the hard 10 tournament...

Joal: Say hello to Xtreme Falls!

*slow clapping in the background*

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Jack: Seems like you knew alot there on how bring Incher back to health. Any chance you'll come over here, and-- you know-- be my nurse for the weekend?

Miss Destiny: Your nurse?

Jack: Yeah.

Miss Destiny: Yeah, just get me a plane ticket to Cape Cod. I might take you up on your offer.

Jack: Alright, Boston cream pies over the weekend.

Miss Destiny: ...and it has to be light because I'm on a diet

Jack: Alright, alright.

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(Incher on Trish Stratus) "She's got a face that looks like it was sculpted out of Mt. Rushmore, but like..that's the one they fucked up on.."

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Incher: I saw a dude out at Wal-Mart and he had like a TNA hat and a TNA shirt on and I was like "what an idiot."

Jack laughs

Incher: That's all that came to my mind. How can you be wearing that?

Jack: They are like the total opposite of ECW. It was cool to be an ECW fan............

Incher: If I saw a guy at wal-mart with an ECW shirt I would have felt like I was brothers with the man.

Jack: Yea, you would have felt an instant kinship. But you see a TNA shirt and you're like "man, that guy must be a fucking idiot. This guy must be a total jackass."

This was one of my favorite moments ever on the show.

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Incher: She (Kharma) will be happy raising that little bundle of joy with that J.D. fellow.

Jack: Exactly, she'll be having a little monkey..... That sounded terrible. I meant that because she's KONG... Like KONG, King Kong....Oh my God.

Incher: You are in the shit now, bro! I ain't helping you any out of this one!

Jack: Oh, God.

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Incher: (on pornography) I don't see how people can be that passionate about porn...normally I do my business and then...then...I'm kinda disgusted.

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Jack: You better redeem yourself. We're doing the show, we're having fun, we're trying to talk to these God damn callers and they're pissing me off. What the hell do you got to say?

I believe every call-in should be answered in this way.

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Jack: (on Punk bashing Cena) "They didn't do that Hogan. They didn't make fun of Austin, he's just this redneck who beats his wife."

I laughed for about five minuets when I heard this.

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Jack: "i like slavery, i think slavery is cool" laughed so loud to that, i think it was 2 weeks ago...

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Jack: The guy has great potential in being a really fake Konnan
OneInchBiceps: (laughs) a fake Konnan (laughs) Speedy Gonzalez (laughs)’ aye aye aye’
Jack: Underleer Underleer
OneInchBiceps: (Laughs) have him in the back sleeping all the time (laughs)
Jack: Like a big sombrero, start playing kookararcha and jumps up and says Underleer Underlerr
OneInchBiceps:Iy would be some good stuff im going to get some Mexican food and comes back taco bell bag. (laughs)No No I want a coerto Im Mexican.
Jack: Mumas homemade like mammas recipe, I think it would work, besides that they should be fired basically. The Chicks are hot, Hernandez is I don’t know but the other guy Oh My God
OneInchBiceps: Anarchia
Jack: Even the name

OneInchBiceps: You had RVD versus Scott Steiner in the Bound For Glory series
Jack: I hate this Bound For Glory Series
OneInchBiceps: Yeah it’s pretty annoying, no one can keep track of it I don’t know why they have to do points in wrestling,.
Jack: How long is it, It never works
OneInchBiceps: They throw it at you and your like points, I have to keep track of points
JACK: I have to get a freaking to get abacus, I have to get a freaking chart and keep up with house shows, its nuts and stupid what is it 4 months long.
OneInchBiceps: Yeah
Jack: What kind of tournament last’s 4 months!!! I can’t follow this 16 weeks!! and there is four ppvs in between this tournament and what do they get if they win, a shot at the title, big freaking deal there a title match every week anyway
OneInchBiceps: Just be good and you will get a title shot eventually, how does that sound?
Jack: It’s just too long And some points people have points, some people have no points, people with a bunch of points its terrible I don’t like it all. Its stupid.

*Jack on one of his rants regarding the length of the BFG series, made me laugh every time I reheard it. Classic Stuff.

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Jack: Oh you got me there's a freakin' bomb in the package.

Jack: The guy (at the post office) stunk of booze. Oh man, it was like a party in there. That guy was like drenched in booze.
Incher: I kind doubt it's a party going on, Jack. I think it's just alcoholism.

Jack: So when you're in the shower.....
Incehr: Please, Jack.....the tub.

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"I'm talking about cum" - Jack 12/21/2011

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Very proud of this quote.

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"Oh...well...no...well that's up to her." -Incher

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Jack: "Hogan should have let Beniot look after his family for a weekend."

This might be my favorite thing ever said on the show.

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Who's Drew??

2/15/12

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