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 Post subject: Favourite Weekly Quotes
PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 8:22 pm 
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Hank McGee: I said no his brother is the one with all the talent. Vince said "what do you mean? Leaping Lanny can suck his own cock."

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 9:34 pm 
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Miss D: I have made a list of the Top 9 current WWE Divas theme songs
OIB: This is our punsihment Jack


LOL. that one takes the fuckin cake.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 6:03 am 
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From the IYH Apologizes show, when Jack was talking about hiding a fleshlight so your mom doesn't try and use it as a flashlight,

Jack - "This is a rubber vagina, I can't use this."

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 6:54 am 
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There was a lot of great quotes from this last weeks show. Narrowing it down to one was hard, but here's my favorite.

I look at my shiny .44, and I say Goddamn, I'm the Power Goat. I'm the guy who baa's on a podcast. - OIB

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 2:18 pm 
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"Disco Fever, Disco Fever, Disco Fever, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!'

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 6:48 am 
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Election Night 2013: I couldn't decide between two,

"There's nothing like doing a 911 call on a rotary phone." - OIB
"You know, if feces was a currancy, I'd be a millionaire." - OIB

Both of these had me rolling on the floor at work. People there think I'm crazy. Thanks, OIB!

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 6:27 am 
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From the April 17th Show,

"Alright, enough of this pornography. Let's talk about rasslin'!" - Jack
"You just want to put your plumbing in my gloryhole." - Miss D

I also loved how Jack and OIB turned the show over to Miss D & Swax and just laughed for a good 25 minutes while listening to the two of them. That's not exactly a quote though.

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 Post subject: Favourite Weekly Quotes
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Shane Helms on Green Lantern: You aren't just straight on Monday and then gay on a Tuesday


Jack: Actually Tuesday is my gay day

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 12:11 am 
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Shane Helms on Green Lantern: You aren't just straight on Monday and then gay on a Tuesday


Jack: Actually Tuesday is my gay day

Glad people caught this. I was proud of the line but Helms kinda steamrolled over it, not purposely.


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Jack: "Lexar, you're a good man....well, not really. But we'll talk to you soon."

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PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2013 6:27 pm 
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I'm always a little behind on the show.
From the 4/24 Hurricane & Molly Show, which was a very professional sounding interview guys. I mean that even with the lines I'm about to quote.

"Motherfucker wouldn't let me talk about Ric Flair." - OIB
"Wooooooo, Ric Flair." - Jack
"I'll know that I made it when I can eventually whip my penis out in public. That's what I'm trying to build towards." -Jack

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PostPosted: Sat May 04, 2013 9:47 pm 
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Been meaning to post these but been working too much lately:

From the April 24th show:

"I'm not gonna go vegan; I'm not a fag." - Jack
"The vegan lifestyle is the total fag lifestyle." - Jack

From the May 1st show:

"William Morey is the Einstein of perversion." - Jack


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 Post subject: Favourite Weekly Quotes
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Team Ninja wrote:
Shane Helms on Green Lantern: You aren't just straight on Monday and then gay on a Tuesday


Jack: Actually Tuesday is my gay day

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"The only thing he didn't do was drink beer and win matches"
- Freaky Siki on Stone Cold being a Bad News Brown(I think) rip off. Vintage Siki right there.

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(on TNA Christ ornaments)
Incher: I'd rather think of anything else during Christmas than TNA. I'm ready to kill myself as bad as it is. Like I used to be a young man, and this fucking holiday meant something, now I got TNA on my fucking tree, I'mma blow my goddamn brains out!

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Norin: I got a "TNA 50 Greatest Moments" DVD that I got out of the bin for 3 dollars....

Incher: Was it the same moment over and over again?

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OIB: Mark Henry and Sheamus in a strap match. Who wants to see that?!

Jack: Xtremefalls43.

OIB: What?! Xtremefalls43?! My god... I'm convinced he's Vince.


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OIB: How did he enter China?

Jack: Right up the pooper. It's what she's into...


Classic IYH goodness.


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Bumpy...

Listening to some old IYH episodes.
From episode 3
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Jack: ALRIGHT WE'RE HERE!
Incher(I think): We're queer!
*Barb laughs, Incher sniggers*
Jack: WE'RE BACK! Have no fear!
Jack: It's Jack N Off joined by my man
Incher: One Inch Biceps
Jack: And our man from the UK
Barb: Well well well, it is I the quintessential stud muffin
Barb: Barbed
Barb: Women come from far and wide
Barb: To feel my ocean's motion, and taste my tide
Barb: But then I kick them out of bed
Barb: That's how we roll on In Your Head
Barb: Wire


And this classic from episode 2, cracked me up.
Quote:
Barb:I miss Big Dick
Barb: It's been a while since I've seen Big Dick
Jack: You fly over to the states man and crash at my place
Barb: I Just popped in a DVD just the other day, and there was Big Dick
Incher: What DVD was that?
Barb: It was the Rise and Fall of ECW, but there was an ambiguity to the joke that made it funny. Let's please keep up One Inch
Jack: Think you saw some Balls on there too, didn't you?
Barb: They were pretty big, yep
Barb: Big Balls
Incher: Oh man
Barb: Tripping the light Fandango
Jack: You know there was someone that was really tough that was in ECW, and they were able to uh lick Big Dick and handle Balls at the same time
*Barb laugh*
Incher: Alright this shows not taking this turn ok?

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