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Bravo!

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Awesome offer Duane.... but judging by your k-mart glasses, baby GAP t-shirt, and your Super Cuts hairdo...you can't afford to pay anyone for anything. No worrie though, I'll gladly hurt you for free. People like you are a cancer to my profession and I'm more than willing to cut you out!

I wasn't consulted about this...

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If you didn't catch the less than subtle hint, I'll be paying the bounty.

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so you admit duane is equally as poor as he is a bastard.

Not at all. I'm just informing you that I am putting the money up.

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I would get used to not being consulted on things if I were you..........

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I could do with a million $$$....

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And I could do without Changed Man or Flea being physically able to make it to this match. So maybe we can help each other out.

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BOUNTY TIME!!!!!

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Changed Man won't even make it to the fucking arena never mind match. As far as Flea goes that will have to be someone elses deal.

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That's cool. At Flea's age he'll probably forget where he put his walker and miss the show anyway.

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A valid point. When he was paired with me in the first Crockett Cup, he didn't show up until the night before the event, then thought he was Buck's partner.

Our own petty differences aside, I'm beginning to think you may be right about this office. The next year at the Crockett Cup, they paired me with William Morey. Need I say more?

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In memory of Buddy Roberts

Only a fool let's another man choose his partner. That's what I've been saying all along.

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I figured any sane and remotely decent person would have a screening process in place to weed out the unsuitable candidates. The first year, I didn't think much of it; I was new here, and all I knew about Flea was that he was regarded as a legend. I figured, well, maybe he's just slipping and it's time to go out to pasture. But the next year with Morey could have landed me under an indictment if the authorities thought I was actually associated with him.

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In memory of Buddy Roberts

Well, Playboy my old friend that's the difference between you and me. I'm not dumb enough to put myself in that kind of position. You're one of these guys who gives it all and works hard. That's not Team Clinton's style. I mean you won the Buckhouse so congrats to you. But I came in 5th place and I didn't even show up.

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Well, I've had a few no-good-nicks, come knocking on my door, but I think you might need to up the bounty, Mr. President... Perhaps a higher price will attract a more capable class of thug...

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Donny: "It's Dirk fucking Benedict!"... Dirk: "I seldom use my middle name."

You're sort of a special case. While I do want people to seek you out and hurt you, they have been instructed to make sure you are able to make it the match. I mean I won't lie it's a lot easier on me if you're not 100%. But I still want you to show up so I can hurt and embarrass you.

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Well, that makes sense, but but did the Jon Lovitz Windmill Attack ever work on any one ever?...

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Donny: "It's Dirk fucking Benedict!"... Dirk: "I seldom use my middle name."

Real funny, Vann. We'll see how many jokes you feel like making after War Games is over........

See I can be funny to. As if this match will actually happen...lol

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If these bounty offers are still good, i urge duane to PM me, and we can come to some arrangement...