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PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 4:36 pm 
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Thanks in advance for your understanding.

You can also read my heartfelt letter to El Santo here: viewtopic.php?f=10&t=28371

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 5:20 pm 
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Man, I cannot believe the cowardice it must have taken to make this video... Well done, Duane, you've outdone yourself once again...

You know, I didn't want to post the clip below... My daughter is also my cameraman for these promos and she knows all about Duane and the shenanigans he's tried to pull in the past... Yeah, I said SHENANIGANS!... Well, she begged me to let her cut her own promo on Duane, but I never allowed it to air because of the EXTREME LANGUAGE she uses towards him... I mean, the word she uses certainly wasn't one that me or my wife had taught her (I blame that damn Montessori school)... But you know what? At the end of the day? She's totally dead-on...


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 5:39 pm 
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My goodness Duane this is a tragedy...

I know we had been training hard together in preparation for the Wargames Match and for you to win the boot o'cash here...

This is truly a shame that such a serious injury would plague you at this time. Don't worry though, I know the best ankle specialists are in Las Vegas... we'll get right on to my private jet and get out there as soon as possible.

Since I will be helping you out in Las Vegas, I won't be able to attend the Buckhouse live and use my front row seat... I guess I'll give it to my good friend Tiny, you met him the 6'10 500 pound weightlifter... I'm sure he will truly enjoy the event. He gets really excited during these events, sometimes I worry he will jump the barricade though...

Also, Vann cheap to kick a man when he is down... Not classy at all...


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 5:53 pm 
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President Clinton wrote:
Since I will be helping you out in Las Vegas, I won't be able to attend the Buckhouse live


Uh huh, we ALL know why you won't be there, Mr. President... Yeah, it's sad, believe me Missy when you're born to be a sissy, without the vim and verve... But you could show your BUCKhouse prowess - Be a lion, not a mowess - If you only had the nerve...

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 6:19 pm 
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You know what, Vann? I don't give a damn what you or your dumb kid thinks. I'm not going to go into the most dangerous match of all time already hurt. There was nothing I wanted more in life then to finally win the Buckhouse. Finally prove to everyone I'm the best. I don't get to do that now. I've been cut down in the prime of my career. I know an old timer like you probably wrestled hurt all the time. But that's probably why you limp around and only wrestle every three years. I have to save my body in order to have longevity.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 6:28 pm 
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Vann, you know I can't enter now... We all don't bend and break the rules like you do


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 10:40 pm 
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Team Ninja wrote:
I have to save my body in order to have longevity.

Yes... It'd be terrible if you didn't save your body for all the nothing you'll be doing the rest of your life...

President Clinton wrote:
Vann, you know I can't enter now... We all don't bend and break the rules like you do

Save the excuses for your wife, Mr. President...

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 10:56 pm 
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You really are classless, Vann.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 4:40 am 
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I can't believe this!!!!?!?!?!?!?!

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 6:26 pm 
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santoloco wrote:
I can't believe this!!!!?!?!?!?!?!


I was unwell, so I took some time off. Maybe if you had done the same you wouldn't have put yourself in a position to be taken advantage of. #thinkaboutit

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 8:29 pm 
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Team Ninja wrote:
santoloco wrote:
I can't believe this!!!!?!?!?!?!?!


I was unwell, so I took some time off. Maybe if you had done the same you wouldn't have put yourself in a position to be taken advantage of. #thinkaboutit

that and I can't believe VANN will use child to do his promos.. dude we can't do this for War Games , we can't use kids on this war.. I don't know dude... WHATS UP!

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 8:47 pm 
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C'mon, Santo... You know that's not the case... Duane talks a gang of shit to get me in the BUCKhouse, says he won't do it unless I'm involved, gets everything he wants and then fakes some sort of ankle injury? I might believe that if I thought his lifestyle could in any way be described as an "active" one, but we both know that's not the case. We both know that he's nothing more than a toadie of the worst kind... A hanger-on... A dingleberry on the ass of President Clinton... A t**key of the jivest variety. Minnie Vann was smart enough to see that, and when Duane backed out (as he does w/ everything) he proved it to be true... She was RIGHT... He'll probably even find a way to back out of the WarGames.

You know this, Santo... You KNOW this...

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 10:30 pm 
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Hiding behind your daughter... quite cowardly Vann, quite cowardly


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 21, 2012 1:13 am 
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You can say what you want about my lifestyle or the legitimacy of my injury. But one thing you can never say about me is that I would bring a child into a fight.

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