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I've decided that the WWE's Lord Tensai has the right idea. As such, I'm in the market for my own personal dechi. Your responsibilities will include: shouting Japanese phrases before I enter a room, throwing cerimonial salt on the floor of said room, removing my robe/jacket, straightening my hat, light housework, cooking, and cleaning. You will also be required to avoid direct eye contact, and to behave subserviently whenever possible.

Please reply to schedule an interview.

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I think I'm turning Japanese.

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Don't forget cutting the glass.

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"After our match at Wrestlemania, Undertaker, the only 'streak' that'll be left is in your underpants." - CM Punk

Is sodomy a requirement or a bonus?

Well I guess that depends on one's frame of mind...

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I'll at least turn up for the iterview, assuming that you pay for the flight tickets. Business class, naturally. I've been to Japan, so that's got to be a bonus.

Here is a sample of me shouting japanese, using just about all the words I know:
"こんにちは! ありがとう! どういたしまして! 4ビールをしてください!"

I can top that...i'll stand behind you shouting authentic Japanese like "Sushi!...Kung Pao Chicken!!!....Sum Yung Gai!!...Mr' Fuji!!

私は床を逃せば言うとあなたの顔に塩をまく

卿Slartiが、彼らはおそらくすべてのトランスレータを使用して、本物を気にしない日本語の何も知らないこれらのアマチュアによってだまされてはいけない、彼らはおしっこがおしっこと確かにデミムーアの怒りを受けなければならない。切り落としについて何も知らない。彼らはすべて私が今日あなたに与えるものである全体のスピーチを叫ぶことなく、日本の叫ぶことはできません知っている必要があります知っている。バンザイ！

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Health benefits?...

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Donny: "It's Dirk fucking Benedict!"... Dirk: "I seldom use my middle name."

Do I have to take a drug test?

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Is this hourly, or are we talking salary here?

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Demanding plane tickets, (business class no less), hardly seems like the behavior of a good dechi. Still, you were able to place a number of squiggles in your post, and they do look very Asian. I'll give you a shot; check your mail for the bus ticket.

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I did not see a single Japanese character in your post, however your knowledge of Japanese vocabulary is almost as vast as mine. Most impressive. Bringing examples of the words you know might go a long way during your interview...

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Your Japanese is terrible, your ability to handle housework is questionable, and you have a long history of being anything but subservient. That having been said, your a chick with sexy ankles. The interview's at noon, wear a pair of ankle strap heels, (a short skirt wouldn't hurt either).

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Your appeal for this position is so well well stated, expertly phrased, and artistically crafted that it is obvious that you didn't write it yourself. It seems instead you chose the copy off of the paper of the kid next to you. Fortunately for you, the kid happend to be Japanese. I admire your no holds bared approach to problem solving. You can come in for an interview, but you might want to bring the Japanese kid with you, (there will be essay questions).

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As my dechi, you would be the one person I don't attack. Thus you will have the benefit of being in better health than others.

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Yes, every time I need to submit a sample. And they better come out clean!

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Your payment will be the knowledge that you, more than anyone else, are permitted to bask in the glow that is my very existence. You can also have all the coupon books that show up in the mail.

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So no pet insurance then?...

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Donny: "It's Dirk fucking Benedict!"... Dirk: "I seldom use my middle name."

I'm good with the drug test, but I have another question. I'm a better worker when I know that my vacation days are no less than four weeks. Is this a clause in the contract that you'd be willing to implement?

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Is 12:57 (Perth WA time) with salt in hand... Ready to fling it in the general directionof you... I knocked but you did not answer so I went to tap on a window... I knew you liked anime but not that much

So I left... unfotunately the heels put a few.. no.. I lie.. a lot of holes in your lawn... sorry about that.




You have the memory of an elephant..

Pet insurance, paid vacations, my anime viewing habits? You know, I don't think you lot are cut out for dechi work. Consider the offer rescinded.

Now if you will excuse me, I have to put some blinds up in the living room..

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Slarti私があなたに伝え、心からあなたが私のトゥウィックスバーの半分を提供することができます契約をクリンチするためには、他の候補者はあなたを与えることができないものだし、私はスカートとハイヒールで非常に見栄えが聞こえる。私は、私はあなたが1晩に飢えなければならない文句を言わない私の犬の意味での肉の半分を提供することができることを意味するだけでなく、ペット保険の心配していない。

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Well, then... I hope you like removing your own robe...

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Donny: "It's Dirk fucking Benedict!"... Dirk: "I seldom use my middle name."