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I'm not going to make a big speech here to start things off. In true Liz fashion I'll just keep quiet and stare at the floor longingly.

So here we go. The first person to receive this prestigious award for failing upwards with 15% of the vote is none other than Matt Morgan. Few men have had the kinds of opportunities Matt Morgan has pissed away with his total lack of originality or skill. He had years in both WWE and TNA. He had countless pushes and gimmicks and none of them ever lead to him doing anything even remotely entertaining. Congrats Matt. Now roll the footage.





I couldn't find the video on youtube but I think the best Matt Morgan moment is when Chet Lemon and Black Snow did commentary on his match. As Chet Lemon said "one thing you can say about Matt Morgan.......he's a big guy." That pretty much sums up his whole career.

Now we get to our second award winner. I'd like to say a few words about this next inductee and how terrible she truly is. When this award was designed I knew it would be difficult for me to agree to it being given to a woman. Because although there have been many terrible women in the world of wrestling I would always match them up to Liz. It would be almost impossible for any woman to show the the total lack of talent and understanding of what was happening that Liz did. One woman has done just that........Ladies and Gentlemen with 16% of the vote the 2nd Lizzy goes to.......Linda McMahon.










And now we give out our final award tonight. This next person is what this award is all about. Getting the chances and doing nothing with them. Let's cut to the chase you know why he wins this award, With 24% of the Vote.........Kaz.









So there you have it. Matt Morgan, Linda McMahon and Kaz. The first class of Lizzy winners. I'd like to thank Bill and Beef for their help in picking the nominees. I'd like to thank Liz for inspiring others to do so little and get so much. I'd also like to thank everyone who voted. Be sure to keep leaving suggestions as to who you think should be a future winner.

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All truly deserving of this award.

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Certainly the pinnacle of their respective careers...

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Pff, Mark Madden didn't win. This is bullshit.

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Truly a great moment. And as an extra bonus, the three people I voted all got in!

I will say these aren't the guys I would have picked. Well, Kaz was but not the other two. But now that's it's over and I've had time to think about it, I think the right people won.

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