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It is reported that Triple H and the WWE have come to contract terms with Mafu and Bafu, the Nigerian Nightmares. In an effort to sign more bodybuilders, WWE is looking to build a new tag team division around the highly aromatic duo.

One insider source, calling from a telephone booth across the street from a Blockbuster's reported that The Nightmares have taken body building to a new art form, by becoming so fat and disgusting they smell worse then a sack of dead skunks. Fans in the upper decks of the arenas will be able to smell the pair as they walk down the rampway, in a new form of 3-D, Smellamania, that Vince Jr. is trademarking, said another insider report.

--- BlockBuster Wrestling Newzletter
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HOLY SHIT! They should get Paul bearer to manage them!

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Taso's Top 8 Wrestling Watch List

1. 1946~1972-Rikidozan & JWA
2. 82-83 WRESTLING OLYMPIC AUDITORIUM
3. Hustle XMas '07
4. Stampede Wrestling '61
5. TWA Autumn Armageddon '91
6. IWCCW DvD3
7. Ric Flair in Portland
8. TWA Summer Sizzler 1990

These guys are fake Nigerians. WWE needs the great power of The Great Power Uti.

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I laughed at this. I'm ashamed of myself. *insert picture of Quackenbush looking pissed off here*

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what is that white goo running down his chest?

i love the phone booth across the street from blockbuster. i bet wwe headquarters has blockbuster's number banned

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I BUS UNCLE I HAVE PRESSURE AND PENIS PILL

This is the Nigerian WWE needs

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I'm not surprised at the signing; Laurinitis does like to sign wrestlers with big tits.

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"After our match at Wrestlemania, Undertaker, the only 'streak' that'll be left is in your underpants." - CM Punk

Adebisi would be an awesome wrestling character. He had the charisma and the looks.

good i haven't seen these guys but wrestling needs more good old fashioned crazy guys

Fuck off

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